We haven't checked in lately because we're too busy changing diapers. The poop machine (her new nickname) has been going crazy! She seems to have a habit of crop dusting (going all the time) but instead of just a constant little trickle, it's more like a A-Bomb going off in her pants. We had three blow-outs (it is exactly like it sounds) in less than 15 minutes earlier today. I feel bad for her diapers. Nothing could compete with that. You could syran wrap her bum, wrap a whole roll of duct tape around it and seal it in wax but her poo would still escape. I swear its acid. Kinda like in the alien movies when the saliva eats through metal. Thats her. Except poo not saliva. And diapers, not metal.
8.19.2008
The Poop Machine
We haven't checked in lately because we're too busy changing diapers. The poop machine (her new nickname) has been going crazy! She seems to have a habit of crop dusting (going all the time) but instead of just a constant little trickle, it's more like a A-Bomb going off in her pants. We had three blow-outs (it is exactly like it sounds) in less than 15 minutes earlier today. I feel bad for her diapers. Nothing could compete with that. You could syran wrap her bum, wrap a whole roll of duct tape around it and seal it in wax but her poo would still escape. I swear its acid. Kinda like in the alien movies when the saliva eats through metal. Thats her. Except poo not saliva. And diapers, not metal.
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Who is holding this beautiful Baby?
All you yalk about is poop. Nobody cares...about me.
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